rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

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(via cara-nevrotico)

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

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distraction:

everyone should reblog this just in case someone needs a sign to not do it

distraction:

everyone should reblog this just in case someone needs a sign to not do it

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canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

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theoozingbraininvain:

tankkobon:

tumblingsheep:

Me catching the bus every day

this one is probably a hybrid with moose genes

what’s worse, it was the wrong bus.

theoozingbraininvain:

tankkobon:

tumblingsheep:

Me catching the bus every day

this one is probably a hybrid with moose genes

what’s worse, it was the wrong bus.

(via mememaster)

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

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